Thursday, September 9, 2010

Cock and balls

Your cock gets horny after a while. It needs some help between the time it gets real sex. Here are some terms to call masturbation without calling it masturbation. If you have other names for jerking off without calling it masturbation, please comment.

*Making a cash withdrawal
*Making chowder with sailor Ned
*Making it up as you go along
*Making magic with leftovers
*Making soup
*Making the bald man cry
*Making the bread rise
*Making the world safe for democracy
*Mangle the midget
*Manipulate the mango
*Manual labor
*Manual override
*Master Bacon, meet Rosie Hancock

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